BAEDN: Blog Almost Everyday November.

Friday was stressful so i kinda missed that day. today was long. so i kinda almost missed today too. I promise to write really long mind bendingly boring blogs as soon as i possibly can.

BEDN 5: I Am Lame.

So basically I know that nobody reads this but i type anyways. I have a play starting in a few days. It's Peter Pan. I'm Captain Hook. But that is not the point. the point is i am stressed out to the max and have barely anytime to myself which really limits the time that i can type things, which would be why i chose to do BEDN instead of NaNoWriMo. Anyways i'm tired and will soon retire. Much Love.

BEDN 4: HOMEWORK

Hi guys <3 I go do homework now.

BEDN 3: I wroted you a poem, But I ated It.

Ramen, Oh Ramen,
How I want thee; to ingest your noodles, and feel full, and free.
Ramen, Oh Ramen,
Water for you will bubble and froth; soon becoming a delicious broth.
Ramen, Oh Ramen,
Three minutes to you; in those three minutes, what will i do?
Ramen, Oh Ramen,
You're flavor is divine, but mixed with spices, you're more than fine.
Ramen, Oh Ramen,
Your flavors are great; roast chicken is good, when staying up late.
Ramen, Oh Ramen,
Roast beef is the best, i'll eat it, Oh, Ramen, I do not jest.
Ramen, Oh Ramen,
When I want some heat; I reach for chili ramen, a quite spicy treat.
Ramen, Oh Ramen,
You cost all of 10 cents; but fot you oh ramen, I'd pay 50 pence.
Ramen, Oh Ramen,
You taste like pure win;I can't wait, Oh, Ramen, to have you again.
Ramen, Oh Ramen,
You never fail, You make me so happy, like a ship with a sail.
Ramen, Oh Ramen,
How I wish I had you, but I am at school Oh, Ramen, so a sandwich will do.

BEDN 2: I gots a Cat On My Lap.

So i just did a whole bunch of homework. and now i am tired. I love you. i'll blog more later.

BEDN 1: November The First

So I don't know how well this whole Blog Every Day November is going to work. you see i'm in a play. I'm captain Hook in Peter Pan. now being Captain hook in peter Pan means I have to attend play rehearsals. which means i get home late which mean I'm exhausted which means... maybe I won't blog everyday. hopefully I will. but maybe I won't. I was thinking of doing NaNoWriMo this year, but again. Play. Eating. My. Life. so we'll see how this goes, not that anyone reads my blog anyways, because I don't ever Update it.

End Road Work

So Here is what I'm thinking.

I was out with my dad earlier this evening. We were headed out to buy the new Black Eyed Peas album. (It's Perfect BTW) But we passed a Road sign.

"End Road Work"

I sat there thinking about it for a while, and I realized that it could not ONLY be a sign to signify that the road work you were driving through was over, BUT it could be a protest against road work.

"End Road Work"

I don't get it.

Really I don't.

Why is my father such a jerk about everything?

He asked me to mow the lawn, and I was going to, but it was raining when I got home. Nothing major, but I was going to give it some time to clear off, but it's also kinda cold out. So I decided, 'Hey! I'll just mow tomorrow. It's supposed to be warmer and not raining so I'll be able to mow comfortably.'

No. That's NOT Ok.

I knew he'd flip and yell at me and then say he'd go Mow himself.

I told my mom he'd do it. She said that me Mowing tomorrow made sense and that he should be fine with it.

I guess he's not.

'Why can't you just do things people tell you to do?'

Yeah well I was going to do it, just not exactly when you wanted. I was going to Mow when it was going to be comfortable and such.

I'm Just annoyed with it, and tired of it.

Is Writing a Blog

So I Like Skype. It's an awesome program which lets me stare at people for hours on end. did i say stare? I mean It lets Communicate with my friends while we look at each other. Yeah still kinda creepy. ANYWAY.

I talk to My Bookworms over Skype. and it is one of the most epic things ever. You see I don't do so well with Textual communication. Whenever the Bookworms have an AIM chat I get lost and end up just saying random things. Like Bananas.

"True Story" ~ Katy

You see I LOVE my Bookworms. But i can't follow all the Things they say all the time. so now some of us use el Skypeo.

Yes.

Umm.

that's it.

Code Bookworms

Yeah. Code Bookworms.

So I don't Blog Enough. Mainly because I am Doing other things. Like Talking to my Bookworms.

Katy
Darci
Rachel
Eevee
Kaitlin
Chelsea

I Love them all too much.

Like WAY too Much.

I devote way too much time to them. and I LOVE IT.

Which is a Good thing right?

Yes. Yes it is.

Anywho. I spent a Lot of time today talking to my bookworms and I love it.

Did you Get that Yet?

Damn You Rachel.

Big Fish Was a Sad Movie.

I'm glad i Watched it though.

One of my New favorites.

WHAT NOW?

Make a word Scrabble.

GAME 1
Cory H: Stotch - A person who is stingy. "You're such a Stotch!"
Peggy W: Linnorgnex - is a very rare plant with gorgeous flowers that look like Lorngettes.
Named with Linneaus, the orginator system of naming of plants.
Nancy E: teefavoo - is a children's game like peekaboo played at tea parties.
Anna H: bedapple - an art term - to dapple
Cory H: Noozhinog - A Machine used to Harvest Coconuts. "He Took the NooZhinog down to the Beach."
Peggy W: trenejwoody - means something is very elegant. "in his top hat and tails he looked very trenejwody!
Nancy E: Mislaborn - Deliver a breech baby
Anna H: yacdeyac - being unable to control your mouth - "don't talk back, you yacdeyac"
Cory H: ayuveruf - A dog who Plays way too rough. "Calm down you ayuveruf!!"
Peggy W: smaxaltia - the kissing disease
Smaxaltiak - one who has the Kissing Disease
Nancy E: Tigyiker - One who is afraid of tiggers. One who does not understand that the wonderful thing about tiggers
is that Tiggers are wonderful things.
Anna H: equiney - having to do with horses

GAME 2
Nancy E: Headilud - To Fool Yourself
Cory H: Renjifent - an Elephant who only eats people named Renji
Peggy W: Quotecile - addendum to a quote
Anna H: dyspepey - the inability to pee straight
Nancy E: Agmarvel - One who is a whiz at agriculture
Nancy E: Grenjifent - an elephant who enjoys grunge bands
Cory H: Fruwiieti- A type of dessert considered a delicacy by the citizens of Hawaii
made from Bananas coconuts and Pineapple
Peggy W: whoanasty - an Italian slang about someone who does mean things annoymously
Peggy W: Hediludo - A person who Fools themselves.
Anna H: bebemazac - someone who is always losing his drink
Nancy E: Erooanga - A long, slender fruit with a sharp pointed end. The flavor is reminicent of mango,
and it is frequently used in the preparation of fruwiieti.
Cory H: Fiy - For your information this word is defined as such a miniature fit.
Cory H: Ros - When someone is becoming cross "You're ros right now man."
Cory H: Uep - a new spelling of the word Oops
Cory H: Ioe - a toe with an ingrown toenail "My Ioe Hurts."
Peggy W: xiqahtonks chinese toy dump trucks

I Really feel the Need to Dance. Either that or Sleep.

School Dance was canceled.
Not that I was Planning on Going.
Well I might have if i had been thinking about it.
So now There was no dance and I'm still Really Tired.
I had a VERY long day yesterday. Suffice to say i was at school for over 12 hours.
I did have a 30 minute break when i walked to subway for dinner. 10 minute walk there + my order and then a 10 minute walk back.
Now if Dizzle had waited one more minute i would have been able to get a ride, but then i wouldn't have been able to run a lap with Julia <3.
So that was good.
And Pep Band was Fun.
I Got Little Sam to come sit by me and the Jo Kid.
I Like hanging out with little Sam.
Her, Jo, Jenna, and I are planning on hanging out sometime soon.
That'll be fun.
You know I never seem to put pictures in my Blog. Maybe i just prefer text?
But to change the Cycle here we go.Yeah that's right.
A cat.
Wearing a Headset.
What Now?

Oh. Yeah.
I'm Listening to 3oh!3
So I want to dance
But dancing in the middle of a room would be odd.
So I'll just keep playing Lexulous.
And I seem to be a yacdeyac right now.
and since I'm resigned to leaving now i might as well go enjoy some Fruwiieti made with delicious Erooanga.

Venting In 1...2...3!

Ok. So It's a really rare occasion when I Hate someone. I may not "Like" a lot of people, but you really have to tick me off to make me Hate you. And There is one person who succeeded in that. His name? Well If i actually cared I'd Hide it But since I don't here we go. His Name is Jared. Now I'm going to say. Jared is Fat. Not like Slightly Chubby. No. The Guy is, Whole Body Jiggles when he runs Fat. Now It isn't the fact that he is Fat which makes me hate him. The only reason i bring it up, is because you need a sort of image to put along with this story. Now, there was one time when I TRIED to be his friend. Heck we even made stupid little Star wars movies together back in 7th and 8th grade, But then he started hanging out with the wrong person. Now This "Wrong Person" is another of the "select few" I truly Hate. Now I'm not going to go into that story as deeply, but suffice to say, he started greeting stalkerish and I had to break off our "Friendship." So this Guy and Jared start hanging out, and one thing leads to another, and suddenly Jared and this other kid are on a website called Bolt.com which used to be full of music and videos, but it doesn't exist anymore. Now they thought it would be HILARIOUS to make an account there named CorysMom. and they would use this account to spam me and call me disgusting names. Now At first I didn't know who it was. But I soon found out, since Jared couldn't stop laughing about it, so that would be where the friendship between Him and I ended. Now I still attempted to be nice to Jared, but I thought Hey maybe he really is sorry. Maybe he won't do anything like this again. Boy was I wrong. The Next step was for Jared to Pose as a GIRL on Yahoo messenger and talk to me for about 2 weeks. Now I'll let you know. He makes a very convincing girl. which must say something about him. But he didn't stop at pretending to be a girl. He decided to go one step further. He Went and Copied all the Conversations and Changed them to make me sound like a freak. I'm not quite comfortable writing some of the things he put in there here, but Take my word they were bad. So these "REAL" Conversations started being passed around school. and for a bout a week I didn't know why people were shoving me against lockers or calling me nasty names in the hall. But I soon found out. My sister had been handed the packet by someone and she brought it home. This caused some issues at home and lots of yelling and finally it blew over. my parents were going to leave it how it was, but asked me to tell them if anything else happened. Luckily nothing bad seemed to happen. So A year passed and Freshman year came to a close, and to my surprise I find out that Jared is being pulled out of school by his mother. She's going to "Home school" him because of, These are the reasons he gave me, 1.his grades were bad. 2.he owed people money and wasn't able to pay it back. and 3. she hated me because she believed everything he had written in the packet. So the Year was Over, Jared was gone, and the kid who had spawned all of this graduated and all seemed to be well. My sophomore year went by, and it was great. no real drama, people had forgotten what Jared had done, and it was great. That year ended and over the summer i find out that Jared will be returning to our school for the school year. Now I wasn't thrilled about this, but i didn't have any classes with him or lunch at the same time, so all was good. But when semester 2 rolled around I started seeing a whole ton more of Jared. I now had lunch at the same time as him, and oh look I can see him from my lunch table. I would see him in the halls and would literally shudder in disgust. But I developed that into a lovely system. When ever i see him in the hall i stick my finger in my mouth and make a gagging sound. So I was happy with that. I got a little bit of revenge, and didn't have to really do much. But today changed. We had an assembly during the last section of the day, and because it finished with 10 minutes left of school we were released early. and As I'm packing my backpack, Guess who shows up.
"Hi. I think we need to talk."
"Oh Yes, because there is nothing I'd rather do than talk to you."
He proceeded to try and tell me that "we shouldn't have problems with each other."
Ha. If the Kid had even ONCE apologized for what he had done, i wouldn't be rude to him. at least not around him, but still. But not ONCE does he apologize to me. So he deserves all the rudeness i can muster. But he tried to continue talking to me, so i stopped what i was doing.
"Do you Really think I'm not going to hate you after what you did?"
"I thought i was mature enough to get over it."
He seriously said I. not We. I.
I was fed up, so i picked up my backpack locked my locker and walked off. he proceeded to try and follow me.
"You Know He was right" He said down the hallway in his *mean Voice* "you really do have some High and Might moods."
Ha.
"Chelsea!" I called up the Hall. She responded with a simple what.
"I'm being followed by a Blob of Fat!"
"How's that Working for ya?"
"Pretty good I'm pretending it doesn't exist."
And after that he turned around and left.
So If he wants to try and talk to me, I'm going to give him a piece of my mind.
LOOK Jared. You Don't deserve the Earth you Waddle on. You don't deserve the air you Breathe, if you can call the Wheezy crap breathing.You don't deserve to be talking to me. What you DO deserve is to have your mouth surgically sown shut, I can sum up the only words I EVER want to say to you again.
Piss off.

And I think that about Sums it up.

Will Ferrell is Super God.

Slight Preface, I'm watching Blades of Glory, and this has sprung from it.



C: Will Ferrell is now Humping the Air next to Jon Heder, and Will is wearing nothing but a towel.......... BLECH.
L: You should write books, that was sexy.
Oh, that's stolen content, though...
C: Haha.
K: will ferrell deserves death for exisisting
L: Well, it's no use, he'd just be ressurected in three days and rise to heaven. xD
K: then he should die again... in heaven
L: I don't think that'd happen. What with him being immortal afterwards.
C: But according to the logic of "American Dad." If you die in Heaven you get a second chance on earth.
K: i'd find away... will ferrelll deserves death.... even if he is immortal
L: But according to me, American Dad isn't as good as Family Guy. Though it's still kinda good.
And then it'd just be an endless cycle of Will Ferrel returning between Earth and Heaven until he becomes God.
C: Either into God or Super-God.
L: We'd alll have to call him... Night Hawk.
C: And he Would Rule the World with an Iron Fro.
K: OMG!!!!!!!!!! HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

!!!
will ferrell god? what has the world come to?!!?!?!?!?
L: A better Place.
K: how could you say that? it's will ferrell for the love of god!
L: Uh, yeah, exactly.
Stop saying his name so much, you'll make me orgasm
C: Ahhh Too Late!

For the Love of God. Since God will soon be Will Ferrell, Uber Love FOR god.
K: now, that's just beyond wrong!
L: But it feels so right... I'm gonna change my pants anyways, though.
C: Good Idea.
K: if will ferrell ever became god i would shoot myself in the face, no joke
C: OOh Now Will Ferrell is Touching Joh Heders body!
L: Hey! you can be the first sacrifice for Will Ferrel!
C: We can Build His undead army with you as the first Zombie slave!
K: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

!!!!! i rather be road kill!
C: We could use some road Kill as Projectiles.
L: The roadkill will help spread the zombie disease to mass the army.
K: now you're just going out of your way, i will not be projectiles for will ferrell's undead army, i have standards
C: Lucas How do we convince her to join the cause?
K: two words, you can't
L: We can't convince Kim... but we don't NEED to convince ZOMBIE Kim!
C: So We meet at her location with swords and nunchucks?
K: and how exactly do you intend to make me a zombie? i'm not as stupid as i look
L: Uh, making a zombie bite or scratch you? Honestly, do you not watch tv?
K: do you think i'm just gonna run up to the zombie and give a big warm hug and be all like, let's be bffs?
C: No We bring him to You and throw him at you.
K: as much as i hate to admit it, i'm so uncoordinated, it just might work
C: HAH! Success!
K: but, btw, zombie kim is gonna be a bitch
K: and success only because i'm not coordinatd enough to defend myself
L: -high five to Cory- We win. Will Ferrel is Super-God.
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